Jesus Christ of Latter Day F*cking Saints, this is why I don't want to have children. I can't imagine what I would do if my son acted like this entitled dick-chugger. Big deal, Charlie Hustle didn't want to sign your baseball. Instead of getting on with your pathetic life you throw a hissy fit as if Rose gives one sh*t about you. Although, I must say, the best part of this video isn't the video at all. It's his explanation on YouTube, in which he reveals that he had Bryce Harper co-sign a ball that was previously signed by Micky Mantle. YOU DID WHAT!?

After my success of trying and getting Bryce Harper to sign my (previously signed) Mickey Mantle baseball, I traveled to Cooperstown, NY to try and meet the elite ball players, The Hall of Famers. In travels, I stopped at a local restaurant and was actually seated close to Pete Rose's table. I was definately surprised to see that THE PETE ROSE was in Cooperstown (Since he is not a Hall of Famer). I politely approached him after he was finished eating and as he exited the restaurant. Here is my doc*mentation of the event."

(Note: As always, I left his spelling errors in for authenticity. However, any errors on my part should also be overlooked because I'm a swell guy and shit.)