Although they helped me learn that the capital of Thailand is Bangkok, nut shots are the FUCKING WORST. As kids, most of us took part in unconscionable amounts of testicular trauma; we gave, we received, and some of us even cried from the remarkable pain. But once the vast majority of men realize how fragile our dickbags are, and that the hilarity of hitting someone comes nowhere near making up for the pain of getting hit, we stop the exercise altogether. Unless, of course, circumstances become dire, like someone is trying to murder you or you lose your balance and the only thing left to save you is Ramon Sessions testicles.

It's clear as day that this wasn't an accident on Wade's part, but it makes you wonder if this was a one-off occurrence or another in a long line of incidents to make the argument that Dwayne Wade might just be a dirty player? Our friends at Larry Brown Sports think it's the latter. And I think Sessions should get a running start, and see to it that he's going downwind, on the day he gets his revenge.