Baseball games are a three hour affair so it's best to pace your indulgence of alcohol. You don't want to be plastered by the third inning and still have two more hours of baseball to enjoy. Unfortunately this Braves fan didn't pace herself and she was fall-down drunk in the early innings of the Braves game against the Cardinals on May 30.

By the fifth inning this tipsy broad was nearly snapping her neck as she flopped into her seat. For the seventh inning stretch the inebriated gal was falling down multiple times as "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" played. I think the song should have been changed to "Thank God I'm not her husband who had to babysit this drunkard for nearly three hours."

In the third inning she did still have some coordination and was able to shake her moneymaker. Strangely I've never really thought of the Hall & Oates sweet ballad, "Kiss on My List" to be an ass-shaking anthem, but then again I've never worn a zebra-print top with a visor to a Braves game.

[H/T: TotalProSports]