The Detroit Lions are in full-roar right now, with Matthew Stafford and company leading the team to a 3-0 start. However, there's a saga unfolding across Fisher Freeway from Ford Field in the Eastern Market parking lot. That's where The BootyLounge sets up shop on Sunday mornings to regal tailgating Lions fans with str*ppers and lap dances. Even though the Lions are looking at their first winning season since 2000, the city is about to give the harmless mobile strip club the boot. Boo! Check out this local news report, via our friends at Guyism.
R.I.P., BootyLounge. We never got a chance to know you.