College football is so close to returning that we can taste it. And, God, it tastes delicious.

This particular Michigan fan is perhaps a little too excited to watch his favorite player, Denard Robinson, elude defenders while wearing maize and blue this fall.

How much does he love Shoelace? According to this video, he’d rather watch him play than participate in a girl-girl-guy threesome.

That’s dedication stupidity right there.

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