`Dan Le Batard is one of those sportswriters that firmly occupies one end of the love-hate scale depending on your point of view, but I think anyone can appreciate this rant he unleased on ESPN Radio a few days ago.
It's on par with the anti-Boston screed from a few weeks ago. Some highlights (I had to put it in all caps for emphasis):
"CHOKE-LAHOMA CITY, CHOKE-LAHOMA CITY, AND NOW YOUR HEARTS ARE BROKE-LAHOMA CITY!"
"YOU PUT YOUR OIL IN BARRELS. WE PUT OUR OIL ON WOMEN!"
"MIKE MILLER BROKE YOUR BACK WITH A BROKEN BACK! HIS BACK IS BROKEN! SPINNNNAL!"
"NOT ONE, NOT TWO, NOT THREE, NOT FOUR. LEBRON WASN'T COUNTING CHAMPIONSHIPS, HE WAS COUNTING NUMBER OF TEETH IN YOUR ARENA!"
"OK CITY, OK SH*TTY!"
H/T: Awful Announcing