Cody Jordan (no relation to God) has a gross handle for a 4-year-old. I can't deny him that. But one-on-one, street ball, with prison rules? Forget about it, I'd smoke this f*cker. Little sh*t wouldn't even score a goddamn point. Kid is a prodigy for sure, but I used to be somewhat of a prodigy too. Played on my high school team in 8th grade. But you know what happened? Life happened. I couldn't live up to the expectations of being the great white hope. Wound up knocking up the wrong broad, then I got hooked on peyote, and the next thing I knew I was in my late twenties writing for f*cking BroBIble. Welcome to your future, pal. It's a scary f*cking place where reality f*cks your ass harder than any clergyman ever could. But all the best to you. 

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