Chelsea star Eden Hazard was given a straight red card for an incident with a ball boy during this afternoon’s Capital One Cup match against Swansea.

To be fair, the kid had it coming. You can’t just lay on the ball like that without repercussions, dude.

And the victim’s reaction is priceless. He must be in his school’s drama club.

You’ve got to love soccer. Even the ancillary participants employ Shakespearian tendencies.

[H/T: Mirror]