The universe is just piling it on Chad Johnson. Not only has this last week been devastating on every level imaginable for him, now, thanks to "Hard Knocks," his awkward execution by coach Joe Philbin will be made public. To his credit, though, he at least had the good sense to wear a fly-ass pair of slippers to his doom.

P.S. Look at that Philbin family photo. Synchronized outfits and everything. Too bad he couldn't get anything bigger than an 8x10 to put over that couch.