You know it was coming, and here it is—the logical next step after our 'That's a Clown Question, Bro' Meme.

Bryceharperfacts.com has created the ultimate Bryce Harper megamix, with Harper answering every conceivable question in movie and pop culture history. Highlights include the Nationals rookie putting to rest the search for Carmen Sandiego and answering Alan Jackson's query in the "Where Were You When They Built the Ladder to Heaven the World Stopped Turning" video.