Long lifespan, longer Brospan. 

As if this display of being old and cool wasn't enough in your mind, the man's name is Eugene Vanderworth.

(This is where you pause for a moment, and take in the fact that this man's name is Eugene Vanderworth)

(This is where I say that Eugene Vanderworth sounds like  the kind of name reserved solely for the ruler of of all things ever, a man whose life title should likely read something along the lines of "Supreme Empreror Tycoon.")

Great stuff. Well done, Supreme Emperor Tycoon Vanderworth.