I normally operate by a strict anti-"Making Fun of People Just Because They Have a Southern Accent" policy. But this is too much.

Local news station CBS-42 Birmingham set up a camera at a watch party during Saturday's Alabama-Texas A&M contest, and the cameraman must have quickly realized he had gold on his hands because we're left with just video of two people: A man simply known as "Larry," along with his slightly abusive wife (?), both of whom live and die by each possession and score change. (As the woman screams in a Marlboro-tinged voice at one point after a Crimson Tide TD, "THE TIDE... IS TURNING!") I'm not kidding when I say I would totally buy a pay-per-view Auburn-'Bama game that featured a fan cam of this couple. I'd never watch a single snap, but can you imagine the story afterward? ("And then she smashed him over the head with their styrofoam cooler, and he started yelling at her that the devil was in her...")

[H/T: Busted Coverage]