Hey, Dennis... WHAT THE F*CK? This is no way to represent your country while participating in the US Pro-Ball Legend Asia Tour. I know you're whole shtick is that you're a wild-card but Christ, you look like a bloated corpse. Not to mention a fool. And what gives with your eyes? It's like the weight of the world is on them. I think you might need a lid lift, Bro; you're not going to be able to see soon. Since he's with you, see if Pippen can loan you cash that he's loaned from Jordan. 

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