Zdeno Chara is very tall. This figure skater is not. They posed for a pic together

The Sochi Olympics—where amazing happens. 6’9″ Zdeno Chara posed for a pic with 4’10” figure skater Kirsten Moore-Towers. This was the result.

Canadian pairs skater @Kirsten_MT snapped this photo of she and Zdeno Chara of @NHLBruins today. Love it: pic.twitter.com/7U17fZL3ec

— Richard Deitsch (@richarddeitsch) February 7, 2014

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I was about to make a sex joke—something, something, “wow, 69’ing would be really fun.” But that creeper in the background killed my mood. Way to go boner deflater.