Them goggles don't lie. 

Before you take your mat with all the conclusions and start jumping around like the House of Pain, remember that this was SIMULATED. Meaning Z-Bo wasn't actually drunk. Meaning that this exercise, with the cops coming in and being all like "drunk driving is bad, y'all"--something that seems straight out of that awesome ESPN TV show "Playmakers"--is basically the adult equivalent of the D.A.R.E. program. Here is Z-Bo learning the valuable lesson of not being another statistic. Best he fail hear than out there, that's for sure.  

[H/T: Deadspin]