Young Carolina Panthers Fan Torches Cam Newton, Has A Bright Future In The Hot Take Industry

 

An elementary student wrote a scathing op-ed about Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton for his school’s newspaper. (And they say print media is dead).

The kid pulls no punches, blaming Newton’s quarterbacking skill for the team’s recent failures.

The little guy is not, however, a complete monster. After tearing down the franchise signal-caller, he offers a solution sure to vault the Panthers to the Super Bowl: just move Cam to running back.

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It’s an idea so harebrained it just might work.

Here’s hoping the author isn’t this kid from the Play 60 commercial because that would be a pretty shady, backstabbing move.

Somewhere Skip Bayless is cursing himself for not coming up with this blistering hot take himself.