Yes, the Boston nose picker was a big, fat faker

You’ve undoubtedly seen the pic of the Bruins nose picker, a fat Bostonian who was indeed FingerStrong.

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Some are calling this man an intentional nose picker, a big, fat faker. I have to agree after breaking down the film.

The wandering eyes, making sure he’s on TV

The creepy eye contact with the camera

The stupidity afterward

How dare you trick us with your un-hygienic ways sir.