Sports
by Reggie Noble on October 15, 2013

Last night, he upped the ante on his antics when he celebrated what he thought was a home run against the St. Louis Cardinals in a must-win Game 3. When he realized the ball wasn't going to leave the ballpark, he turned on the burners and pranced into third base for a triple. 

Once he arrived, he celebrated again. 

That sound you hear is baseball purists suffering a fatal heart attack en masse. 

[H/T: B/R]