by David Covucci on May 2, 2014


Executive 1: Hey guys. We’ve got the greatest sporting event the world has ever known. We have a captive audience of over one billion people. But we need something to push it over the top

Executive 2: A theme song?

Executive 1: Well yes, we do one every time. But this one needs to be modern. And with it.

Executive 2: The kids today love Electronic Dance Music. I’ll see if I can find an Electronic Dance Music person.

Executive 1: Okay. But we need to pair him with a non-threatening black man.

Executive 2: Wyclef’s free.

Executive 1: Perfect.

David Covucci

About David Covucci...

David Covucci is writerer-bloggerer for BroBible dot com. He loves Twitter and whiskey. He can be reached at