You know what needs to stop? Sporting event proposals. They’re lame, they’re obnoxious and they’re for couples who are generally disliked by everyone around them. The couples who often go way overboard with their PDA or tell you how much they’re in love or how awesome their trip to Hawaii was because they went skinny-dipping in the ocean and made love under the moonlight. Nevermind the fact you saw this dude’s wife completely naked at a frat party getting Eiffel Tower’d by two dudes in one of those “can’t unsee” moments.
Molly Fitzpatrick of Swimmingly created this infographic detailing the cost of proposing at MLB games. It’s very solid work and props to her for making it. But seriously, don’t you dare do it. Whatever the cost, it’s a waste—and everybody will hate you. Especially me. I hate you already for thinking about it.