Listen, I don’t like to make fun of kids but everyone on this kickoff team sucks at football. Every single one of them should jog back to the sidelines, grab some orange slices and call it a career.
This should have been a straightforward onside kick. One that gives your team a chance to recover. In no way should it result in a kid waltzing into the endzone untouched while your team plays patty cake on the other side of the field.
Nope.
You guys are all cut. All of you. You too coach, you suck too.