Sports are serious business. Teams are worth obscene amounts of money. Some teams are worth an amount of money that will cause you to die if you even consider the figure.
The brave people at Forbes, though, crunched the data to come up with their annual team valuation slideshow. Enjoy the pageviews!
Topping the list is Real Madrid, at 3.26 billion. The Dallas Cowboys and New York Yankees, are close behind at $3.2 billion. Barcelona and Manchester United round out the top five. The Los Angeles Lakers, New England Patriots, New York Knicks, Los Angeles Dodgers and Washington Redskins are next.
By all means, click through each slide for the rest of the list.
Not on there: The Montgomery Biscuits.