That there, is the Washington Wizards’ new double-barreled tee-shirt Gatling Gun, which by itself packs more firepower than Gilbert Arenas ever brought into the Verizon Center.
Here it is in action.
This is the back of it.
— Ryan Kelly (@RyanJKelly) March 27, 2014
Now, you are going to tell me that doesn’t have the ability to kill a baby? Like if you held a baby at a distance of 20 paces and peppered it with shirts at max velocity? That thing’s dead is all I’m saying.
Here are the deets, via the DC Sports Bog:
The double-barreled model has 30 barrels, weighs about 600 pounds when fully loaded, stands just shy of 10 feet tall, uses 80 pounds of CO2, and can fire off 60 T-shirts in five seconds.
Like I said. Kill a baby.
[Via DC Sport Bog]
I want more like this!
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