What to watch tonight: The return of college football

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Football is back. That’s all you need to know. Have a good night.

Project Runway @ 9pm, Lifetime: No, you shouldn’t watch this show but nerd crush Kaley Cuoco’s on and she’s my favorite.

Late Show with David Letterman @ 11:35pm, CBS: Anytime Bill Murray’s on, we’re obligated to inform you. You’re welcome.

North Carolina-South Carolina @ 6pm, ESPN: WHO’S READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL, LOUD NOISES!!!

USC-Hawaii @ 11pm, CBSSN: The island is a house of horrors for many teams. Can the Trojans avoid an early season loss?

Hollywood Game Night @ 10pm, NBC: This show grew on me. I found myself watching it and not wanting to kill somebody. You win NBC!