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Here’s Our All-Day NFL Football Drinking Game Bonanza

By / 12.23.12

One drink for each:

  • First down

  • Punt

  • Replay

  • Commercial break

  • Promotion for other television show on network
  • Personal-foul penalty
  • Mention of the New York Jets incredibly stupid quarterback situation
  • Time Bill Belichick looks pissed off
  • Andrew Luck or Robert Griffin III completion
  • Gratuitous Tim Tebow shot
  • Delay of game penalty
  • Time you hear the network’s theme music

Two drinks for each:

  • Turnover
  • Drew Brees incompletion
  • Chris Johnson run for a first down
  • Bad call
  • Time Kansas City does ANYTHING good
  • Cam Newton run over 10 yards
  • Overhead shot of the stadium
  • Discussion of the New Orleans Saints bounty problems
  • Time the playoff picture is discussed

Three drinks for each:

  • Challenge

  • Touchdown

  • Field goal

  • Tackle for a loss
  • Missed field goal
  • Play over 20 yards
  • Anyone on your Facebook feed details the game’s fantasy football implications

  • Idiotic comment by the color commentator

Finish your drink if:

  • Any running back or receiver goes of 100 yards
  • Someone scores a special-teams touchdown
  • Either quarterback throws for over 200 yards
  • Any team opens up a 14-point lead
  • Adrian Peterson goes over 2,000 yards
  • The favored team fails to cover


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