Alleged human being Joey Chestnut stuffed 69 hot dogs into his stomach to break his own world record at Coney Island yesterday. To me, it’s one of the most impressive feats in human history. To others, it’s disgusting. Here is video proof of the chewing and swallowing.
The most important thing, of course, is that an American won the prestigious contest for a seventh straight year. U-S-A! U-S-A!