1. You will get absolutely pummeled by an overzealous professor.
Oh, you read? Doesn’t matter. Pennoyer v. Neff is the law school equivalent of getting your balls hazed off in the basement by a coked out alumnus with a mid-life crisis. Get ready to have people you barely know walk up and ask you if you’re okay after class. “That’s not a tear. It’s just my allergies.”