First off, our teams kinda suck. There's no denying it. But worse, the fans in this town suck. They have no problem picking and choosing which D.C. teams they support. I have friends who are Nationals, Capitals, Wizards and Dallas Cowboys fans. I know people who love the Caps and root for the fucking METS. I know diehard Redskins fans who love the Miami Heat.
No, no, no. If you support a team from one city, you have to support all the teams from that city. That's man law. That's guy code. That's called being a goddamn moral human being.
Thankfully, the Washington Wizards played the Miami Heat last night (and WON 114-97). In the process, the Wizards in-game entertainment crew pulled one of the best sports troll moves in years.