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by J. Camm on July 2, 2014

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If a more apropos photo for the top of this post exists, I wasn’t able to find it.

Yesterday, Warren Sapp went to Upper Deck Ale & Sports Grill in Florida and amassed a $69 tab prior to the USA-Belgium game. When the bill came, he paid it, but left the waitress with nothing except some…life advice? To be honest, I don’t really know what you call it when you stiff a waiter but write “Boys Don’t Tip!” on the receipt. Boys Don’t Tip? That’s like a lyric to a Thin Lizzy song. On the back of it did he write, “and if the boys want to fight you better let ‘em?” I actually sincerely hope he did. I also sincerely hope he left a cash tip and this waitress is nothing but a liar. If that’s not the case, then for Christ’s sakes, start tipping people, Warren.

Warren-Sapp

UPDATE: According to TMZ, Warren qdmits he stiffed the waitress “saying the waitress kept calling Warren and his crew ‘boys’  – a term that pissed him off — so ‘the tip fit.’” Nice, Warren. REAL NICE.

[H/T: Guyism, Image via Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports, Darren Rovell]

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J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.