War Machine Isn’t Too Pleased With His Accommodations In Prison

Prison is tough, you guys. I know it looks easy but it’s not as nice as they make it seem on Oz and The Shawshank Redemption.

Our old friend War Machine isn’t too happy with the whole prison situation and he’s blogging about it. Following up the initial journal entry from jail, Jonathan Paul “War Machine” Koppenhaver posted another entry titled “Guilty Until Proven Innocent 2” last week. The former UFC and Bellator fighter details the true story behind his suicide attempt last month.

The full journal entry is here but this is the part that’s especially heartbreaking:

“Alright, I don’t want to think/talk about that subject anymore. So, it sucks ass in here, just how I remembered it! I’m locked in solitary 23hr/day M-F, my cell is like 7’x12′, and the food sucks! The worst part is the lack of nutrients and the tiny portions, thats what really kills you. I got here 195lbs ripped and I’m down to 175, and all I do is sit/lay 24/7 so it isn’t like I’m burning mad calories or some shit. They feed us at 4am, 10am and 4pm…wtf? Each night by 10pm I’m so starved that I swear I look for crumbs on the floor from earlier…we only get 2 pieces of fruit/week, oranges, and I’m so hungry that I eat the peel!”

Prison sounds just like a jail.

In case you feel bad for the dude, he allegedly did this, so eating a couple banana peels kind isn’t the worst thing that could happen to him.

H/T MMA News

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