It’s still offseason for the NFL and Von Miller is already leading the Broncos in an offensive category — he’s been fined the most for farting in meetings.
Von Miller told Nicki Jhabvala of the Denver Post that he’s fined on the regular for ripping ass during meetings. I guess he didn’t feel like going off the record about that fact since Jhabvala tweeted about it. Jhabvala received so many follow up questions from fans, she’s going to ask Von to elaborate on it the next time they talk.
Considering NFL players eat a ton of protein, usually in egg form, and fill their body with countless other random animals, I imagine there needs to be some regulation of farting. Pack dozens of men in a room and it could end up smelling like an outhouse before coach runs through a play.
Here’s my question — does the fine money go towards a case of Beano or is it spent on Air Wicks and boxes of matches?
[via B/R]