Yesterday I posted a douchy e-mail from Pittsburgh resident Devin about his Steelers' pride with a link to a fantastic fight at Sunday's Redskins game. People were not happy that I let the little prick get away with all his smacktalk. For example, Jake from Rochester, New York sent this message to my inbox:
Why did you sit back and let that faceless piece of shit Devin fire e-mail suckerpunch you? BTW: Here's a link to a video of Dolphin fan getting knocked the f*ck out. Waacck!
No, Jake, Devin is indeed a classless prick with his head so far up his ass that he actually thought I gave a shit about the first day of deer hunting season. But I'm over it. Plus, it wasn't really that insulting. He was just trying to rub salt into the deep wounds that result from both a rough Eagles loss and a severe beatdown from a bunch of "bimbos" who got the first pick in the draft. The only thing I have to be bitter about is not getting to Dwayne Bowe before they did (he was their first pick). Otherwise, my ass was handed to me clean and fair. Not to play a violin, but think about all the unforeseeable shit that went wrong with my fantasy picks: Frank Gore broke his hip; San Diego's defense was so good that they didn't need Phillip Rivers to throw the ball to score points; Roddy White simply got shut down, fair and square; and Philly D choked in classic Philly fashion. Besides Philly's D, which I'll admit was a gamble of the heart, who saw that coming? Anyway, here's Jake's aforementioned video of a very angry Oakland Raiders fan delivering a fist torpedo to the face of a 'Phins fan with a big mouth. It's pretty boring until the 1:30 mark, when the Dolphins fan finally delivers the first punch. The money shot immediately follows.
Looks like he got what he deserved. What was he expecting talking shit in Oakland? They feed their sports fans second-born children there. If you see an awesome hotheaded brawl in the bleachers or elsewhere, get it on video and e-mail it to me, BroBible's self-appointed fight video analyst: joepa [at] brobible [dot] com.
Hat Tip: Deadspin