Here's a three sentence analysis of the incident. First of all, I'm damn impressed by the German sports media for two reasons. They're actually willing to show a slow-mo replay of the boob-tap. There's not a chance in hell the Mickey Mouse tight-asses at ESPN would ever let an innocent boob fondle like this slide between the cracks on Sports Center. Second of all, props to the broadcasters for being able to laugh it off rather than angling it into some asinine national sports media “controversy” about whether or not women should be soccer referees.