Sports
by ASiegel on August 9, 2012

According to Yahoo! Sports, Fastest Man Alive and lover of McDonalds Usain Bolt has earned a tryout with world-class soccer team Manchester United. With his speed, Bolt would be a pretty solid addition to an already stacked team. If he makes it, I definitely forsee him being the perpetrator of quite a few “offsides” calls.

I'm personally disappointed he isn't trying out for an American Football team. He would burn every DB in the league. Plus, the celebrations.