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By 09.26.13

Fans got a good glimpse of Usain Bolt in lederhosen at Oktoberfest. They may have also gotten a good glimpse of Usain’s “Bolt.” One TMZ-esque asshole snapped a pic of Bolt while he was peeing. He’s the worst.



Don’t we, as men, have an obligation not to snap pics of each other in the john? Like, who are you? Do you realize what you’ve done? You’ve opened up Pandora’s box. Now, guys are gonna think it’s ok to have conversations with me while I have penis in hand, shaking away that last drop.

Nope, nope and nope.

Thou shall not speak or take pics of me while I have genitals in hand. It’s the 11th commandment. Moses just forgot to bring it down from Mount Sinai.

Here are some other pics of Bolt at Oktoberfest that, thankfully, don’t involve his weiner.

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