Sports
by Kyle Koster on May 29, 2014

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If the only thing holding you back from embracing the upcoming World Cup was the lack of a pro-American country song focusing heavily on Alexi Lalas, today is your lucky day. Such an artistic offering has been released to the masses and it is certainly a thing which was made.

Now, don’t get me wrong. When taken individually, the elements are enjoyable. Lalas is one of the better analysts on television and can grow a majestic beard at the drop of a hat. Cheesy country music practically runs every automobile south of the Mason-Dixon line. And the World Cup is the most exciting international competition. But combined … ooof. Not something you’re going to particularly enjoy.

Perhaps the inclusion of some hero miners would have turned the tide, but then again, those don’t exactly grow on trees.

[H/T: SB Nation]

 

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