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This Cheesy Country Song Will Convince You the United States Will Win the World Cup

By 05.29.14


If the only thing holding you back from embracing the upcoming World Cup was the lack of a pro-American country song focusing heavily on Alexi Lalas, today is your lucky day. Such an artistic offering has been released to the masses and it is certainly a thing which was made.

Now, don’t get me wrong. When taken individually, the elements are enjoyable. Lalas is one of the better analysts on television and can grow a majestic beard at the drop of a hat. Cheesy country music practically runs every automobile south of the Mason-Dixon line. And the World Cup is the most exciting international competition. But combined … ooof. Not something you’re going to particularly enjoy.

Perhaps the inclusion of some hero miners would have turned the tide, but then again, those don’t exactly grow on trees.

[H/T: SB Nation]


Kyle Koster
About Kyle Koster... Whenever you read a blog and think, "this is something that didn't need to be on the internet," you can bet I am responsible for it. I left a promising career in actual journalism to make GIFS and watch sports. No regrets. Oh yeah, I talked to Justin Bieber once and it was OK. Send tips/tell me I suck: or
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