No good urine prank goes unpunished. A high school baseball player in Florida has been suspended two games for pouring pee all over the opposing team’s dugout. The smell was reportedly so pungent, it could be detected in the outfield and there was serious debate about canceling the game, so kudos to the Dwyer High for finding the most offensive urine available.
Dwyer athletic director Tom Pagley and coach Frank Torre both condemned the act.
“First of all, it’s disgusting,” Pagley said, according to the Post. “I don’t know what even goes through a kid’s mind to think about doing something like that.”
“It’s ridiculous,” Torre was quoted as saying. “So classless. It’s totally not what I want to be a part of.”
Dwyer prevailed 7-4 to clinch a berth in the state playoffs. The lesson here is that it that this type of behavior always pays off. Sometimes it takes No. 1 to be No. 1.
[H/T: The Sporting News]