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The U.S. World Cup Away Kit Bleeds America

By / 04.01.14


Over the past few months, we’ve come to grips with the fact the United States men’s soccer team will wear these country club-like polos during the World Cup. But some of us waited with hopes the away jersey would be a little better.

Those dreams were realized yesterday when these babies were unveiled.

Not since Joseph’s amazing technicolor dream coat has a garment announced its arrival with such eye-blinding authority. Surely other countries will fold, wilt and wither at the very sight of these babies.

That’s the hope, at least.

[H/T: Dirty Tackle]


Kyle Koster
About Kyle Koster... Whenever you read a blog and think, "this is something that didn't need to be on the internet," you can bet I am responsible for it. I left a promising career in actual journalism to make GIFS and watch sports. No regrets. Oh yeah, I talked to Justin Bieber once and it was OK. Send tips/tell me I suck: kylekoster@gmail.com or kyle@brobible.com
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