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The U.S. World Cup Away Kit Bleeds America

By 04.01.14


Over the past few months, we’ve come to grips with the fact the United States men’s soccer team will wear these country club-like polos during the World Cup. But some of us waited with hopes the away jersey would be a little better.

Those dreams were realized yesterday when these babies were unveiled.

Not since Joseph’s amazing technicolor dream coat has a garment announced its arrival with such eye-blinding authority. Surely other countries will fold, wilt and wither at the very sight of these babies.

That’s the hope, at least.

[H/T: Dirty Tackle]


Kyle Koster
About Kyle Koster... Whenever you read a blog and think, "this is something that didn't need to be on the internet," you can bet I am responsible for it. I left a promising career in actual journalism to make GIFS and watch sports. No regrets. Oh yeah, I talked to Justin Bieber once and it was OK. Send tips/tell me I suck: kylekoster@gmail.com or kyle@brobible.com
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