“The rumors of his demise have been greatly exaggerated OH YESSS!!!!!!” is something Paul Bearer might say were he still alive, managing, and this were 1994. He’s not, he’s not and it’s not.
The Undertaker, however, is still alive a kicking and hitting the gym for what millions will speculate is preparation for his retirement match at WrestleMania 32 in Texas next March.
Can’t the guy just fucking workout?
The #Undertaker finishes 2days wkout w/ a “gun show”. Lookin forward to seeing his progress on our program. @CamJosse pic.twitter.com/T9YWvsI4bP
— Joe DeFranco (@DeFrancosGym) July 14, 2015
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Here’s what I do love about The Undertaker besides EVERYTHING — in his semi-retirement, he could be killing it with interviews, appearances, launch a podcast like every other legend and turn himself into a marketing machine for Mark Calloway, the undead guy. He doesn’t want to or have to. He just hangs out, goes on trips, hits the gym, hangs out with Sting in airports, goes to Texas Longhorn games and appears as if he’s dying.
He’s trolling us all. Sorry.
“OHHH YESSSS!!! HE’S TROLLING USSS ALLLL!!!!!”
[via With Spandex]