Sports
by J. Camm on August 7, 2012

Get a load of this passage from One News Now.

Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has.

His time of 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday doesn't count as a world record, because it was run with the help of a too-strong tailwind. Here's what does matter: Homosexual qualified for his first Summer Games team and served notice he's certainly someone to watch in Beijing.

“It means a lot to me,” the 25-year-old Homosexual said. “I'm glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me.”

And here is the original AP news excerpt:

Tyson Gay was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has.

His time of 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday doesn't count as a world record, because it was run with the help of a too-strong tailwind. Here's what does matter: Gay qualified for his first Summer Games team and served notice he's certainly someone to watch in Beijing.

“It means a lot to me,” the 25-year-old Gay said. “I'm glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me.”

People are f*cking f*cked up in the f*cking head with all this censorship bullsh*t. It frustrates me to no end, this I assure you. And I'd be pissed if I were Tyson. But on the bright side, at least OneNewsNow didn't switch his name to Tyson Faggot.