Once in a blue moon, life hands you the opportunity to mock the appearance of a pro athlete. Typically, it's golfers, NASCAR drivers, or aging relief pitchers that allow you to feel physically superior for once, however sometimes—sometimes—you're thrown a curveball. A shot of a basketball player off the court. In the off-season. Maybe in an unflattering pose. Which leads us to here: Tyson Chandler, do you even squat, bro?
Chandler, who looked ripped up in ESPN's Body Issue just a year ago, would appear to have chicken legs. Maybe the short-shorts he's wearing, combined with a muscle tee, exacerbate said chicken leg problem, but the words of Dennis to Mac are ringing loudly in my head right now: "You work out your glamour muscles, and you know it. You're totally arm-heavy. You're all bis and tris."