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This Tour de France Biker’s Legs Kinda Look Like Giant Penises

By 07.26.14

For us the Tour de France is just some really long bicycle ride that we could care less about, but the rest of the planet really loves it. However before we just dismiss it, we should realize that it is actually one of the most grueling sporting events in the world. Polish bicyclist Bartosz Huzarski posted a photo of his legs after Stage 18 on Twitter to show just how ridiculously straining this bicycle race is. Do you know how much strenuous pedaling you have to do to make your legs look like giant veiny dicks? On the bright side it’s probably really easy to find a vein to inject PED’s into.



Paul Sacca
About Paul Sacca... World Renowned Toenail Model | Inventor of the Glory Hole | Shared a Cruller Doughnut with Jonah Hill in 2009 | Buys Porno Magazines in Airports | Voted Most Likely to be Pantsless When Arrested | 10th Member of the Wu-Tang Clan | Probably Slept with your Mother
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