Ever wonder what happened to Steve Consalvi, the Phillies fan who eat five hot dogs and ran onto the field of Citizen's Bank Park and got his a$$ tased in shallow left field? Last night he was the subject of a Tosh.0 web redemption. Being a Fightins' fan and all, I was kinda excited for the segment, but, unfortunately it was a rather weak effort. The routine about streaking, jailhouse exploits, and a guilt-free evening with a prostitute were hardly even smirk-worthy. Nonetheless, it's still fascinating to hear Consalvi explain whatever the heck was going through his head before making that moronic leap over the wall and onto the diamond.