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Toronto Raptors Gave 1,200 Fans the Most Drake Gift Ever Last Night

By 05.01.14


Last week, Drake was captured sitting court-side at a Toronto Raptors game using a lint roller on his pants, which was basically the Drake-ist move of all Drake moves. In celebration of that, the Toronto Raptors gave out 1,200 special lint rollers last night to fans sitting in the arena’s best seats, because fuck the plebs situated in the rafters. No one gives a shit if their pants are free from lint and other various debris.

Of all the first world problems, not being ELITE enough to be gifted a lint roller at a professional basketball game has to be near the top.

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About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.
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