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Tom Brady’s faux hawk is the stuff of legends

By 05.05.14

Tom Brady is the goddamn G.O.A.T for a reason people. Just look at this you guys. ZERO. F-CKS. GIVEN.

My first thought, and I mean this sincerely, does Gisele’s vagina have some kind of magic elixir on it? I mean, that’s the only possible explanation right? Her pussy’s so damn powerful it causes men to do stupid shit like faux hawks.

Yeah, that seems plausible.

About A. Isaac... A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of He's a buffet connoisseur and regularly eats until he passes out. He also advocates pushing over children to catch foul balls.
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