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Tom Brady’s faux hawk is the stuff of legends

By / 05.05.14

Tom Brady is the goddamn G.O.A.T for a reason people. Just look at this you guys. ZERO. F-CKS. GIVEN.


My first thought, and I mean this sincerely, does Gisele’s vagina have some kind of magic elixir on it? I mean, that’s the only possible explanation right? Her pussy’s so damn powerful it causes men to do stupid shit like faux hawks.

Yeah, that seems plausible.


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About A. Isaac... A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. He's a buffet connoisseur and regularly eats until he passes out. He also advocates pushing over children to catch foul balls.

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