Tom Brady Is Playing Golf With Michael Jordan In The Bahamas So His Life Doesn’t Totally Suck

As the world burns around him, Tom Brady is doing what he does best: living every man’s fantasy.

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The New England Patriots quarterback was spotted playing golf with Michael Jordan down in the Bahamas, looking no worse for the wear. I mean, check out that backward hat. Does this look like a man who is letting the real world get to him?

Brady hung out with Jordan back in March, fueling speculation that the two are planning to take over the world. If this four-game DeflateGate suspension holds up, they’ll have a nice prolonged window of time to hang.

Could be the beginning of the end for us all.