If I were married to Gisele Bundchen, I’d want to live in a tiny studio apartment so I’d always be close to her. Wait, is that sad?

Tom Brady, on the other hand, opted for a 22,000-square-foot mansion in Los Angeles that has a goddamn moat. He’s really taking this “King of His Own Castle” thing seriously.

The pad cost a cool $20 million and three years to build.

It’s a reminder that we never, ever have to feel bad when Brady’s Pats bow out of the playoffs.

[H/T: Shutdown Corner]