Tom Brady Called Out His Rookie Center, Bryan Stork, For Having A Really Sweaty Grundle

Tom Brady may seem to have it all, but never forget he makes a living by jamming his mitts under another man’s undercarriage. Sure, he’s ridiculously well compensated for doing it but we’re really grasping for reasons to not be insanely jealous at this point.

One of those reasons is that his hands have been getting obliterated with groin sweat courtesy of new center Bryan Stork.

“There’s not much grooming with Bryan,” Brady said. “He sweats. He could sweat in 30-degree weather. I’m always like, ‘Man can you please clean yourself up?’ Because he’s got sweat dripping everywhere. I said look on a 70-degree day, I don’t want to be throwing a wet football. So you better figure out how to keep your you-know-what dry. My hands are there quite a bit.”

That’s the worst a New England Patriot has been called out since Gisele went nuclear on Wes Welker after his Super Bowl drop.

It should really be no surprise, though. If there’s a thing Brady loves more than football, it’s grooming. To be fair, he’s damn good at that endeavor as well.

[H/T: CSN New England]