It’s been a week since the United States were eliminated from the World Cup by Belgium. But Tim Howard mania is still a real thing, buoyed by the widespread discovery of his comely girlfriend.
Here at BroBible, we are unabashed patriots and will try our hardest to tack some time onto Howard’s 15 minutes.
With that in mind, here’s an awesome GIF illustrating his record-setting dominance against Belgium.
Dude truly was all over the place.
Sadly for the United States, fielding a team of 16 Tim Howard clones is explicitly prohibited by FIFA.
I want more like this!
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