Sad to say I’m missing the Masters. Thanks to the fans for so many kind wishes. http://t.co/Ofbre9VHEL
— Tiger Woods (@TigerWoods) April 1, 2014
You had better not be lying because this would be a dog shit April Fools joke, Eldrick. You hear me? Total dog shit.
[H/T Tiger Woods photo via Andrew Weber-USA TODAY Sports]
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